Hitler's Revival

"He q be born of water and spirit, not enter the kingdom d God."Jesus Christ

While fleeing Hitler in his plane as much sense to have deceived their own officers, forging his own suicide his family behold d q now there is the Führer in his plane d luxury. Celebrating their flight with champagne. He just did not expect a thing, qa d hand God was acting. He flew over the sea, when he began a heavy storm. The plane began to fall accordingly! Its pilot managed to jump from the plane before qo caught her tragic destiny, meanwhile, Hitler and his wife and children, unfortunately for the Führer and his family, they could not get the parachute in time. The plane was meeting with the stones d d q a wall were the coastal regions of northern Africa.There he knocked, and then exploded its wreckage fell into the sea and the pieces d Hitler and his family became food d damn fish!

Here q now awaits his trial in the afterlife! And there he is in a dark dungeon, dark shapes around them d devils take his arms and puts forth its Inquisitor d, an d man like fire red hair and red eyes, q dresses like an Orthodox rabbi d black, their hair are released and sports a neatly trimmed red beard, his neck carries a symbol of the ouroboros and in the middle of this symbol is the star d David. The man looks at him and says right away:

-You massacred many innocents in the name an d sick ideology. I am ashamed of you know, that was just one of my pieces have gone wrong and q reborn.

Q-Do you talking about?

Time-q? In the biblical beginnings, d for reasons of public relations problems. Jewish authorities have manipulated Jewish heads d ignorant and they approved my death on the cross even releasing a man the killer and thief. I died to save my people, if I had not surrendered, the killing of my followers would not cease. My body is rotting in my grave and turned to dust. But I have a very strong spirit, it was difficult to gather a lot of energy d of the Universal Spirit to God I materialize as a flesh and blood man d d again, lo q d there I was younger, never resurrected from q, then d descended into hell and malignant entities eaten, I have fed them the strength to be reborn out of nowhere. When I saw my ideology oq became over time, distorting the men, men like you Hitler! D q ashamed to know you were one of my q fragments went wrong. D definitrivamente Before the third day rise to the heavens, on earth left 77 bits and each gives my spirit, my soul framento d q reborn, gives rise to other 77 fragments, fragments of a tree of life that q caused each one of these fruits, and one of you. Q unfortunately let my dark side speaking louder. Q I had to do something about you. For my q fragments began with my crucifixion, will add 144,000 new souls, d m a recycling lives too long on Judgement Day, you could be one of them, but completely strayed from his path.

-The q! You should thank me for having avenged his death! Forgot q q Jews were sent t crucify!

My d-time Jews were not the masses manipulated by dishonest and shady q authorities saw me as a villain. For if it were not for this reason, today I would be just a great prophet of Judaism. One of my fragments d tree of my life, tried to fix things when reborn in Muhammad. D worked early, but the men had mals d mess it up again.

Time-Jesus, blame your father for putting me in an environment made me q q am.

-I still remember. When Adam died. He then planted his first tree of life on earth, and I've just been turned thefts q other trees of life descendant of the tree of life d Adam, one of the fragments d fragments. Q I know Adam and Eve, were prisoners q d Jehovah, and q other beings on this planet came here to establish their colony, a colony mean by the way, q only wanted to rule the inhabitants of this planet. Our ancient ancestors of the past. It always does. The end of time arrives, and the only humans left over q with its highly evolved technology to the point d to use science to become immortal with their ultra medicine evolved, always go back in time. Going q begins another cycle of our universe. And there we are ourselves talking to ourselves are gods of the past q, the ruin is when these "gods" as General Lord wanted to do, dominating d rather ignorant people speak the truth to them. The rebels q d hate the evil nature of Jehovah, fled the colony, such the fallen angels.They could have q to help our primitive ancestors, but as the nature of man has good and bad, even though immortal gods came out saying cellar too, and enslaving their ancient ancestors.

The-q? So that's the secret Priory qo hidden for so long?

Obviously, these immortal also could not live forever, the only thing pulling the head to die for good. Many of these Rangers were killed, they fought among themselves. Some because they were meant to enslave humanity and d other d because they had the goal to free humanity. Adam and Eve were to join the rebel group of good, because no longer tolerate the hypocrisy in the garden of Eden, they were only sent down here plus other city d silver, was orbiting the earth, wandering through the universe to proliferate the life for him and subjugate inferior species at the behest of General Lord.How many say ... The most dangerous person is lying, Jehovah was among them.

Hours! So blame the Jehovah! Will condemn me to eternal suffering now? Or kill me d time?

-Hitler. I do not want to see my leaving fragments exist d, d you come q forgotten me, too? You must be reborn again and help a d d their descendants, one of its fragments q d will be reborn on earth again, one of its fragments q is your face.

-Who is that?

-His name is Till Linderman. His fate will be promising, is a singer an d well-known band in the world like Rammstein, even neo-Nazis are taxed d, q never been anything as Till, like you, also have touched on sexuality in his teens, fortunately the environment q it will be born, will make telo open mind to not turning neo-Nazi and get rid d sexual taboos, to the point d homoafetivas know, being a bisexual for a time, serving two masters. It will be an anarchist by nature! His songs have inspired many minds. And you go there, to ajudálo, to protejelo. For neo-Nazi hate him because of the letters with apology to homosexuality and the diversity of races in q it shows clips of Rammstein. Not Till atoa q will have a Brazilian mistress and black, a thing Till q hates most is to have the blood Nazis d q runs through his veins, but fortunately also runs d Jewish blood in his body. Q Thankfully he will leave his side and speak up.You should go there to do his mission now, protect them from the Black Hand. Is the Guardian his fragment d your own! D its fruit reborn!

And if I do not want?

You sure do not want the same q? If you prefer you can go to that room there. - Jesus says pointing the finger at a door d where d is heard screaming horror. - There will be t expecting to shove a pineapple up your ass, say for a while ... Eternal d change if you do not mind!

-Ok! I go back there!

-Beauty. D I'll be watching you. And then you d do shit. When d is down to earth again, try to learn Portuguese, as you'll need to read and fully understand Portuguese to get the message fragments Descending a d d my tree.

-Who is this guy? A writer?

Yes, he will write a book called OGGU. His book will change the world when you start a new cycle after a new era is beginning in 2012. Men d need a new prophet. A new philosophy of life d q d any religion people can adapt and follow. In 2012, 144 000 pieces worldwide, will make q must be done right away to be caught. Just so I can be seen by everyone in the world. Men and women sublime ed great influence, fragement descendants d my tree, will do their part d before being caught, as Till is a descendant of mine, you will protect them as a mission before he was caught up and become another keeper as well. You can be sure, when you reborn q d again, will have with you some paranormal powers will ajudalo q!One more thing. Take off that ridiculous mustache when d is resurrected again.

-Ok. When I start?

-Now!

Hitler is then sucked through a portal! Then the sky d São Paulo things start to happen! A beam then falls on some wasteland in the middle d São Paulo! There Hitler is naked! Lying on d can d sewer and water all wet! Is currently having a light rain. After d fall to the ground with lightning! Then he just comes across a blonde woman running d blue eyes, with his clothes half torn, leaving them out of their breasts. Hitler note something about this woman reminds him of someone q. She is the face d his wife when she was alive! It was she! Eva Braun!

-Eva!

Eva runs after her desperation and five men are bald with corsets, brass knuckles trying to get Eve! One of them cries!

It is not your run-queue biba of a bitch! Q today we will pass you!

Others say:

-You will not escape your trash man!

We have q-waste clean up the earth like you!

-Hey guys! Pera? Q The Hitler doing there naked!

The five then stop and say together:

Hitler-Rai!

Hitler then says:

Good to know q-Q until the day I d followers today. Q But you intended to do with my beloved Eve? Forgot q it is on our side?

The traveco then says:

Homi-! Please help me! They want to kill me just because I'm transsexual and Northeast!

Hitler heard that sweet voice, d wife, was the voice of Eva q he remembered:

My dear Eve-d any danger I'll protect them! - He then looks at the bald and says - Soldiers! You are going to court-martial for trying to do this after such idiocy!

The five of them laugh and then says:

This guy is q-d guy is Hitler biba other people!

-Hahahaha! Let's start the Matala and his skin!

-It! He does not deserve to be a copy of Hitler d!

-A copy of the image desonrra homosexual q d noso prophet!

You may have 1.90-m and be strong man! But we're five and we are well armed! Let's blow this Bicha us!

Hitler then speaks to Eve:

Eva-Get away! Go to a safe place while I walk down these 5 idiots!

5 The approach then, Hitler felt a certain fear, and then starts a fight with them. The Führer gives difficulty in the fight, but can not stand.Anger takes d q Hitler is being maltreated by skinheads. One says:

-Bring the cable! Let's see if this is mighty queer with a stick to the mouth of the porch!

Hitler then immobilized by three neo-Nazis, many begin to feel anger and pain in your stomach, your intestines or drop a flatulence! Q And that happens! When the five of them are very close and one about to sodomize her! Then it happens! Jurassic Hitler loose a fart! In this five rays falling from the sky at about 6!What about Hitler's flatulence d, q acquire and greenish and smelly!D is a stench to kill! D literally kill! For the five bald instantly drop dead on the floor! And there are the dead bald! Making that face d horror! Hitler's rise! And there was Eve osbervando them away!Startled by v! q The fart d Hitler soon dissipates into the air. Eva So there you go running to embrace his hero! She then embraces and kisses Hitler! A romantic kiss worthy film d d d love scenes! She then says:

-You are my hero!

I will always be his hero-Eva! Would die for you!

She then laughs and says:

-My name is Eve My name Evigleice.

-Evicleice!?

But q-d heck is this name qt had in this life?

Q-is before I was born in Maranhão d will come here when he was only 12 years.

-Where is this country?

-No country is silly! - She laughs - is a state q is in the northeast of Brazil. Come with me, I'll take you to my apartment, you need an d ed to treat this like a mustache, he is ridiculous!

-Ok! We will, but must first get dressed up like the q d such an expensive outfit. Look like soldiers, but their costumes are a bit tattered through q. It is not my time, will serve more porenquanto.

So Hitlher takes the neo-Nazi torn jeans, boots gets the one d and one of the jackets of the army of the other d, q had a suática nailed in the back. Hitler then puts the clothes and is an authentic skeenhead. He then accompanies his beautiful Eve The two take a collective q leads to the ABC. Hitler finds it odd q is in the world, the modern world, mesmerized by the place q is seeing the diversity d races living together, mixed with probresa and extreme luxury. Lights! Many of the city lights! Where Hitler is people look at you with fear. Q We saw him walking down the street get scared. A metalhead qov laughs in the street his face and exclaims d d close friends!

-People! The q's it! The Emo Hitler is here!

People then begin to take pictures of it, he asks Eve,

- Q odd. Q I know these guys do not speak my language, but I understand almost everything they say q, but q has some slang still does not know what. Q etranho that your time more ... They use small machines d take pictures. The world was different for d + q is going to explain to me dear Eva?

But this homi-q? You came from the past and ended up in 2010?

-What! We are in 2010!?

That's right! I do not know you ran dq hospice, but thank you for saving me.

The two then are already in a kit d net, then Hitler Evigleice enters and begins to notice the apartment. A rent studio d 30 square meters. She hands him a towel and a plastic razor and d tells him:

-Take a bath, take off that mustache. You'll be beautiful.

Hitler has lost through q, v the electronics inside. Evil Gleice q then calls the netbook is on the table a box conecatada d son, Hitler adim with the modernity of the new world. The case d sound starts out a different music and a language he understands q! It is singing the song Rammstein Mann gegen Mann, he understands perfectly well the music! And is intrigued and asks Evigleice:

Who are the singers of this band? They are very strange and completely perverted!

-They are the Rammstein! The singer of this band is called Till Linderman! Q Neo Nazi assholes think they are neo-Nazis, but they are not! When you see the clip of the song will understand why.

-Till Linderman! This Shula q d have to protect!

Q-Know you to like him? If you take that mustache will look at his face! But Till is not gay, I think he's really q bi, but it does not matter.It is a spectacle d man! Go get it going. What is your name?

-Hitler.

-My God ... His mother should not give this name to t. D such that Hitler was a bad person because of him today q women like me are persecuted.

I never chase you, Eva! You always supported me in my ideal!

Eva laughs and says:

Are you going my pretty. If you arrange the bathroom and then we'll talk. You can stay here as long q want and need. It will be easy for you to get a job.

Hitler then showered and shaved, when he left the bathroom, Evigleice saw him and was amazed! Soon said:

-Till Linderman! It is yourself! I'm your number one fan! Q But alas!Q What happened to you? He hit his head and get hurt or d + d then have exaggerated the whiskeys and decided to leave the street naked? You have a show tomorrow.

I said, my dear Eva! I my name is Hitler!

-Oh my God ... Till is anti-Nazi and anarchist, you must have hit his head and nut. You can only. See your clips to see if you remember.

Evigleice then shows on your netbook clips of Rammstein to Hitler, he v America, Pussy, videography see any of Rammstein! And the weirdest d everything else in the band, he recognizes them as its main and most loyal officers, who deceived himself when forged suicide! Soon exclaimed:

The q-happened to my soldiers! They betrayed me! Abandoned my philosophy! My ideology!

Evigleice then speaks:

-Nazism is a late and very outdated. You gotta know one another philosophy d life. I have faith in Universal Guardian q one day she will be the new ideology q will take care of this world, bringing a new era. Know the Guardian, thought-q by a guy say is crazy. But q is actually the wisest man on earth. His book. I bought my book is the agbook d bedside: The book OGGU! Until he has to download free on d net and I always accompany his blog, Blog of Universal Guardian.

She then picks up the book, d black cape and delivery to him. Hitler then began to read the book. With his dynamic reading. And least for 3 hours non-stop read the book! When he finishes he is amazed! The strangest d all, he understood perfectly OQO its author meant!

-I do not believe it! This guy seems Niethiezche! But only q is an ultra Niti improved and evolved! Q I do not believe I did not know before! If he had been born in my time! It would be one of his disciples! Mein Kampf! Q The book I wrote is a waste near its gold mine d! He synthesized schools secrets d d d mysteries in a book 444 pages! I must assist them in spreading this new ideology! Q is now also my ideology!

Evigleice is amazed! He says:

Q-q well you liked. He is the max.

Evigleice then told the story of the author and the video showed Hitler qo made so famous on youtube, let qo known as the Universal Guardian, or d Iron Head, also known as Milton Mirot.Hitler was stunned by the life story of this young dreamer d d 26 years. Evigleice then asked:

-This guy is the same guy! But one more thing Eve q is transsexual?

Well. I was 12 d when I fled home because my parents did not accept q I am. I was born in the wrong body, I have been dealing with hormones to be q whore I am today and to get money to go to Thailand, there'll be time and will be operated d d woman instead.

-Mas Eve! You are a woman! A beautiful woman! His voice is sweet as honey! And your lips make me tocalos succeed just with my mouth! His body is perfect! His delicadesa Femilis and enchant any man! I feel great to have rediscovered d t again!

Evigleice even cries when she hears this:

Till I do not know why ... - Says she moved - but I know d q t have many past lives, it must have been his wife in a past life. Because I feel safe at his side! Sounds like a dream! How you're rich. Can you help me to be operated to become a woman I d truth. Q It loves me so much.

But d q-operated anyway?

When Evigleice then lifted her skirt and removed her panties and showed the size of the tool, Hitler was stunned and put his hand over his mouth:

-Noooosssaaaaa! It's great!

Ai-q shame ... You will not want me more ...

Q-it baby! I want you anyway! And if you really want to do an operation. I d give a way to provide it! But meanwhile my dear ... I want to play with your tool this work also d ...

-Really! -Evigleice says with a smile on your face and eyes shining.

Yes, dear. D After reading the book OGGU, I decided to take. I've always had a different sexual tastes of the ordinary, always enjoyed sex in all its diversity, but never showed it to my men ... I felt with so much hate myself d, q q I only thought was to Shula, so I have sent to exterminate them, but I find it odd, I q I follow two masters, for both sexes like it!

-Wow! You're perfect for me! Let's go to my bed hot!

Well ... Q I think after that last sentence without saying the two did all q q d can be done is not operated between a transsexual and a man ...

Continues in the next chapter!